Name of a girl who laughs a lot and can't draw or paint but is in a group of "artistic" girls
Shanice: ummm...whats this hot mess of a drawing right here?
Natalia: are you sure its suppost to be a drawing. I think some pencils and paint fell on this paper.
Kathleen: no look its signed by......
everyone: oohhh- the Carolizzle
Carelis is complicated. She doesn't know what she wants. She just wants all your love and affection and if you ever, ever find a Carelis, keep her they're really hard to find. I mean yea, maybe she's a bitch but she's nice and caring. She is confused girl in a really bigworld. But, she's a wonderful person, she just needs a self-confidence boost if you don't help her, she might do something she will regret. #lovecarelis
Carelis is so special but weird and funny at the same time!
I wish Carelis was my friend.
A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.
After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."