carelis 

Carelis is complicated. She doesn't know what she wants. She just wants all your love and affection and if you ever, ever find a Carelis, keep her they're really hard to find. I mean yea, maybe she's a bitch but she's nice and caring. She is confused girl in a really big world. But, she's a wonderful person, she just needs a self-confidence boost if you don't help her, she might do something she will regret. #lovecarelis

Carelis is so special but weird and funny at the same time!
I wish Carelis was my friend.

carelis by Lely4835 January 18, 2018

carlisha 

A Very pretty girl with the heart of gold. Very loyal and faithful. Can sometimes be sentimental and whinny . Carlisha's Can be very childish At times but They are fun to be around and so loveable . They are funny and outgoing. Can be deadly When angry

How could you not love carlisha bro?

carlisha by anonymous1929 May 31, 2015

carolised 

The act of mistreating somebody else's crockery or kitchen equipment.

Can also be used as a term to describe something foolish or completely mad.

Person 1: Arrghh my saucepan is stinkin!
Person 2: Dude! You've been carolised! :P

or

Turning off all the lights and radiators on a cold winter evening for no apparent reason.

carolised by pappa poopie peepie shire March 29, 2010

extremely careless 

Regular citizen definition: grossly negligent (i.e. criminal)

Hillary Clinton definition: presidential

Person 1: Dude, the FBI Director just said that Hillary Clinton was extremely careless in handling highly classified information. But I guess they're not recommending any charges be made.

Person 2: Extremely careless - doesn't that basically mean she was grossly negligent? I thought that gross negligence in transmitting classified information is prosecutable under the Espionage Act. Sounds like she should be considered a criminal.

Person 1: Nah bro, that just means she's considered presidential material.

extremely careless by jamescomey July 8, 2016

Carlisle Sleepover 

An instance in which an individual sleeps in a random person's home in the Carlisle, PA area after a long night of raging. This individual must be blacked out. This mental state can be achieved through many combinations of substance consumption. Carlisle Sleepovers typically occur, but are not limited to, sun rooms, garages, bulkheads, etc.

Me: Dude why are you covered in sticks and brambles?
Goli: I had another Carlisle sleepover last night. It was awesome.

Me: What a legend!

Carlisle Sleepover by yeeeson October 29, 2011

Carlisle Cullen 

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.

"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)

Carlisle Cullen by alice cullen April 16, 2007

Carlisling

The act of tricking somebody into listening to Belinda Carslile. The act usually involves creating false expectations but also works quite well as a total surprise. Pre-dating Rickrolling by several years, I first begun this practice by slotting Heaven Is A Place on Earth into random Thrash or Death Metal mix cd's given to friends.

1. Hear that? Yo man, we just got Carlisled.

2. Hey man, I've warned you about all the Carlisling.

Carlisling by SamGreen July 10, 2010