Cardiovascular B 

General of the 23th Flop Division in the Second Badussy War of 1907

"General Cardiovascular B lead her army into the battle of Vuhgyinawarts, masterfully flanking the enemy and overrunning the town of Dicksburg."

Cardiovascular B by Badussy War April 7, 2022

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

cardiovascular bronchitis 

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

cardiovascular bronchitis by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

Cardiovascular Bronchitis 

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer

Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?

Cardiovascular Bronchitis by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022

cardiovascular bronchitis 

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

cardiovascular bronchitis by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

Cardiovascular Disease 

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

Cardiovascular Disease by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Cardiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

Cardiovascularmalexia by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020