1 definition by TheSickDick
If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.
Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.
Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.
Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.
Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
by TheSickDick February 17, 2020