When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Just like yellow fever means one craves a romantic and/or sexual encounter with an Asian, Delhi Belly is the condition someone has when they crave a sub-continental person, usually Indian.
by Zima69err September 18, 2015

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

by Zima69err September 18, 2015
