Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Delhi Belly

Just like yellow fever means one craves a romantic and/or sexual encounter with an Asian, Delhi Belly is the condition someone has when they crave a sub-continental person, usually Indian.

"Dude, I was just watching Priya Rai the other night and now I got some mad Delhi Belly."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Species

The general term used to describe someone who is extremely weird/abnormal

Guy 1: "Dude I heard that guy fucked an apple pie"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's an absolute species."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015