Carbed

To force feed someone carbohydrates in large quantities.

Dan was on the Paleo diet, and so I tied him down and carbed him until he puked

by DGGG January 14, 2013

Carked it

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

carbidue

Leftover bread, sweets, chips, fries, etc. that someone on a low-carb diet leaves behind after eating only the meat from a restaurant meal.

That guy must be on a low-carb diet; his floorboard is covered in carbidue from his fast-food lunches.

by BryanDD March 5, 2008

Catbed

Verb: A cat's action of sitting or sleeping on any object, thereby rendering it an impromptu cat bed.

Noun: Any object that has been catbedded.

"Fluffy catbedded my clean laundry."

"As soon as I put something on the floor, Snowball catbeds it."

by Slimmo November 18, 2012

carked it

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

carked

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker

mr smith carked while away on holiday

by helen reed, April 5, 2008

Joshua Carberry

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy

I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night

by geparto October 24, 2010