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a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts

CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!

captin by sweet david November 14, 2010

Words you can keep

Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

Captin by Ricjamez January 31, 2022

captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

captin save a ho by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

Captin Obvious by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Captin Wing Ding

A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks

Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!

Captin Wing Ding by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023

Captin Smug

A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face

Connor: Oh look at my exam result

Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile

Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug

Captin Smug by Abbottofmojo12 June 13, 2011

Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.

Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!

Captin america by Glenn David September 6, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026