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Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.
Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.
Captin by Ricjamez January 31, 2022

captin save a ho 

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.
That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!
captin save a ho by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Captin Obvious 

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
Captin Obvious by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Captin Wing Ding

A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks

Captin Smug

A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face
Connor: Oh look at my exam result

Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile

Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug
Captin Smug by Abbottofmojo12 June 13, 2011

Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.
Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!
Captin america by Glenn David September 6, 2008
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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