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captin by sweet david November 14, 2010
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captin save a ho
A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.
That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!
captin save a ho by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007
Captin Obvious
This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
Captin Obvious by TV CAR March 20, 2010
Captin Wing Ding
Captin Wing Ding by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023
Captin Smug
A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face
Connor: Oh look at my exam result
Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile
Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug
Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile
Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug
Captin Smug by Abbottofmojo12 June 13, 2011
Captin america
Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!
Captin america by Glenn David September 6, 2008
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