captin

a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts

CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!

by sweet david November 11, 2010

Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

by TV CAR March 21, 2010

Co captin

The front seat side passenger that works as the driver's hands. Holds drink's, texts, shift's gear's, changes stations..

Dude, your my co captin on my way up to Florida.

by MotherFuckingShit October 23, 2008

Captin Smug

A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face

Connor: Oh look at my exam result

Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile

Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug

by Abbottofmojo12 May 19, 2011

Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.

Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!

by Glenn David July 9, 2006

captin halitosis

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.

theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis

by peedy dogg March 27, 2009

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird April 26, 2011