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captain black 

a small cigar(colt) With a sweet tip..comes in original, sweet cherry and sweet tip(choclatey)...
i FucKinG sMoKeD My WhoLe PacK oF CaPTainS YesTeRDaY~!
captain black by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005

Captain Black 

Captain Black is a Historical Captain along the Gulf Coast of Florida. He has long been known as a shark fisherman who prefers hand to shark combat to subdue them as he believes it is cowardly to just shoot them. Most people have heard stories about Captain Black as a 7 year old rowing out an old canoe he found discarded. It had a large hole the size of a five gallon bucket in it and he patched it with cardboard and a piece of wood he screwed thru the bottom of the boat. The screws would stick thru the bottom and he would sometimes step on them if he was not careful. He was often found offshore fishing having rowed many miles from land and offered a tow back to shore by the charter fishermen. One of the Captains would throw a rope off the back of the boat for him to hold onto as there was no place to tie it off. He would proudly show his catch to the passengers on the boat as they gazed over the back of the boat wondering why a kid so young would be out that far into the open water on such a small boat. To this day Captain Black can be seen fishing the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
Captain Black is a seasoned shark fisherman.
Captain Black by Shark Ass December 1, 2017

Captain Black Sparrow

A drink made with a shot of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in the bottom of a pint glass with Guinness Stout filling the rest of the glass. The Captain Black Sparrow tastes like a rum and coke milkshake.

This drink was created by Nick K. and named by Elizabeth K. in Las Vegas, NV.
"Pour me a Captain Black Sparrow. I'm gettin' tossed tonight!"

captain black-mouth 

The after taste of a cheap cigar.
Hey bill, I have a bad case of captain black-mouth

Captain Blackhook 

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.
Captain Blackhook by runnyass March 12, 2011

Captain Blacktooth 

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor”
Captain Blacktooth by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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