3 definitions by Nick Kitz

1
A drink made with a shot of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in the bottom of a pint glass with Guinness Stout filling the rest of the glass. The Captain Black Sparrow tastes like a rum and coke milkshake.

This drink was created by Nick K. and named by Elizabeth K. in Las Vegas, NV.
"Pour me a Captain Black Sparrow. I'm gettin' tossed tonight!"
by Nick Kitz May 05, 2008
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An ugly chick. In reference to baby pigeons, which are quite hideous, but used in this case to refer to an unattractive female.
Bloke #1: "Man, did you see that squab?"

Bloke #2: "Yeah, bro, she looked busted."
by Nick Kitz November 15, 2007
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Literally, fucking hilarious. The funniest thing you've ever seen.
-"Remember that time our friend was so drunk she peed in the oven?"
"Yeah, that was fuckilarious!"
by Nick Kitz December 21, 2005
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