Definitions by Caulkinyourface

Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.

“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor”

Merch

Similar to Bukkake but performed by a group of Man Dimes when one shooter takes over 30 innings in one match.

I see that Garebear took over 30 innings again, Im starting to believe he is just wanting the dimekkake.

Merch