Capassity

When your ass is so big, that it can't get any bigger

Did you see the junk in her trunk? It has definitely reached capassity.

by bopgirl February 12, 2010

capass

a retard, someone who experience great retardedness to the dome peice

someone who cannot wipe his butt clean and needs help. Someone who crosses his arms when he walks.

You are a big capass

by breadbandit September 07, 2006

capassity

The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.

I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019