Canoobing
Before the advent of the gas engine, this is how frontiersman would motor boat a woman with large breasts.
Canoobing by Safety guy August 19, 2013
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Canoobing
Before the advent of the gas engine, this is how frontiersman would motor boat a woman with large breasts.
Canoobing by Safety guy August 20, 2013
Canoodling Hoagie
To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.
A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.
A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.
A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.
A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).
A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.
A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.
A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.
A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).
As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.
Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.
Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.
Canoodling Hoagie by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009
Canosaing
To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.
"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"
Canosaing by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019
Canoodling
The disgustingly sweet cuddling of two very close individuals who are most likely romantic partners. Generally used in a sarcastic way.
"If you two are done Canoodling, we could actually start this game."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."
Canoodling by Catsreadbookstoo June 28, 2016
Canoeing
‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018
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