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urban confessional 

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

ATM confessional 

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.
" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
ATM confessional by DaynaS May 28, 2008

dashboard confessional 

Living In Your Letters
dashboard confessional by Alex February 13, 2004

confessional

A type of one on one, consisting of a close-up shot of cast members talking directly to camera. Confessionals are used to provide narration, exposition, and commentary on ongoing action within the show. They present cast members in isolation, providing a sense of intimacy in which emotions may be close to the surface.
She was smiling in his face, but was talking smack about him in the confessional.

Confessional Catholic 

Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.
The disco queen was a devout Confessional Catholic.
Confessional Catholic by pornstitute September 6, 2022

Concessionalist 

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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