Caniversary

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The celebatory date that you got a much anticipated severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.

"I thought I'd pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my Caniversary - one year ago today!" said Terry.
"Screw You- I still can't believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of crap job especially when you were going to quit anyway!" said Larry.

Caniversary by bingo lingo January 24, 2010

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canciversary

1. The one-year anniversary of one's successful cancer treatment (cancer + anniversary).

2. A reason for a really, really big party, preferably in a foreign city.

Hey, let's all rent a house together in Amsterdam for a weekend to celebrate our friend's canciversary.

canciversary by c_ho April 7, 2010

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Caniversary • canniversary • camiversary • canciversary • maniversary • cloniversary • carversary • Centiversary • Chativersary • citi-versary

cloniversary

the anniversary (applies to weekly, monthly, and yearly) of biscuit and gravy’s cloning incident

“That would make it the 4-week cloniversary”

“Why do I like the word ‘cloniversary’ so much?”

cloniversary by Olau Alexa Clone March 30, 2022

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carversary

Anniversary date of when your car was purchased.

I bought my car 1 year ago, so today is its carversary!

carversary by BrightRayOfSunshine August 4, 2018

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Chativersary

The celebration of the day of your initial online contact via a dating site, a messenger service, etc etc.

OMG. I've been talking to Bob on match.com for 6 months today! It's our chativersary!!!

Hi SexyBod4238! Happy Chativersary! I got your this online flower bouquet and ecard!!

Chativersary by hawthorne1234 February 7, 2010

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canniversary

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.

"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"

canniversary by seoladair February 5, 2009

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Maniversary

The annual celebration of a mans transition to his true gender.

-in regards to transgender Men

This July is Jordan’s third Maniversary.

Maniversary by jesas June 13, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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