caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

caning

Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.

You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!

by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010

Caning

As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.

Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...

by Dr. Kazoo August 8, 2010

Caning

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.

Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine

by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021

caning it

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.

“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”

by The canemaster January 6, 2018