Caning

As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.

Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...

by Dr. Kazoo August 08, 2010

Caning

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 03, 2020

caning it

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.

“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”

by The canemaster January 06, 2018

caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

by daveeee July 13, 2004

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 20, 2007

canes

if something hurts, it canes.

"I have a back ache, it really canes."

by Dan Knowles February 29, 2008

cane

short for COCAINE.

Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.

by ignorant mofo June 02, 2003