British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.
"Mate, I'm well caned."
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Really off your head on alcohol or (esp.) drugs
Man I got proper caned off that K last night
by piffy June 12, 2003
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To be caned -to be beaten at something by a large amount.
To cane - to beat by a lot, win by large amount.
Obama caned that election.
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To cause pain or, for one to be in pain
1. Man it canes if you put a joint out on your tongue

2. It caned when I fell off my chair
by Miguel of neath July 13, 2004
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was you caned at school?Aye!(Ali g)
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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British Slang
1- To win or achieve something, often over an obstacle, challenge or opponent.
2- To upsurp or eat something completely. To gobble some food.
Definition 1: I caned that exam.

I caned everyone in the class running race.

Definition 2: Where did my biscuits go?
Bob caned them.
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Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.
“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”
by The canemaster January 6, 2018
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