Candybar!
Candybar! by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009
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candybar by <>< thefishkid November 14, 2006
candybar bark
the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
candybar bark by von groovy June 14, 2019
candybar money
You could have enough money for a game system tomorrow if the loan servicers didn't want candybar money for last year's Christmas loan this month.
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Alaskan Candybar
(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.
(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.
(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.
Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.
Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"
Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"
Alaskan Candybar by PanamaMN June 5, 2008
mexican candybar
Johnny was full after eating the mexican candybar he found in the men's restroom.
The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.
Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.
The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.
Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.
mexican candybar by guido#24 August 3, 2009
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