Definitions by northbot

guerrilla psychologist

(n.)plain clothes nurse on ground level looking for unmedicated crazies to whitevan

That man is uncontrollably expressing sexual frustration in a Woody Allen sort of way enough for the local guerrilla psychologist to disappear him.

guerrilla psychologist by northbot July 21, 2026

tittie milk

(n.) an opaque liquid that is fortified in nutrient beyond the assumed definition of "milk" as in that of a cow.
Examples:
1) carnation instant breakfast
2) milk from the breast of a human being
3) blue milk
4) fitness supplement

The stock market crashed and I am considering hitting up the red cross for blood and organ as I am unable to afford that tittie milk.

tittie milk by northbot June 25, 2026

snog shock

shock from learning conceptually that America lacks snogging, especially the non-alcohol-catalyzed snog, in social custom and setting.

He's just hit snog shock and is a little jet lagged; I think we should just put some microwave tea beside him and leave him where he is for now.

snog shock by northbot May 29, 2026

Dimmer switch

An absolute fucking genius came up with a switch that respects the concept that the lighting in a room is not just a binary state while also taking into account the knowledge that the amount in a quantitative manner nor remembering the labelling of all those possibilities of lighting outside of it being contextually significant is all that useful.

I adjusted the dimmer switch so that my lighting matched my desired mood the night.

Dimmer switch by northbot May 26, 2026

blistercherry

Especially in middle age, like 30's or 40's, it becomes statistically more likely that you have an STD rather than not. Tradition shifts from preservation to busting this sacred fruit.

I'm going to a board game event at a craft beer establishment to bust some innocent's blistercherry.

blistercherry by northbot May 26, 2026

Road testing

A round of scientific dry humping (preferably in spanks but it is possible in jeans) to determine whether course correction is necessary or whether the problem is if you personally still have it.

My husband have and I have an arrangement that road testing is kosher.

Road testing by northbot May 26, 2026

Thirst mascot

N. The persona of pre-op transgender whose outward appearance in this state is sexually attractive.

Jeff was a worked for Dallas Cowboys as a thirst mascot. His crowd control at half-time shows is possibly attributed to mystique and arguable nature as a forbidden fruit, depending on whose wife you talk to.

Thirst mascot by northbot May 10, 2026