northbot's definitions

flowers for algernon

(verb) take a debilitating ailment or injury with only palliative care as treatment and apply a magical drug that makes the person normal to a degree

Why don't we just Flowers for Algernon old people out of retirement for blue collar work?

by northbot April 7, 2026

NDA Yakuza

(Noun) Formal title for a lawyer.

If you talk to much about why Samus moon jumps, expect a visit from the NDA Yakuza.

by northbot January 5, 2026

The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.

I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.

by northbot October 20, 2025

Rishing

1.N. An individual,likely of the night, who is pro-licking tartar sauce off the rim of an unwaxed asshole.
2. V. Using a combination of rohypnol or targeted encephalitis and high fidelity virtual reality sims to steal passwords.

I had such a good time on Saturday that Sunday's rishing deserved my bank account password.

by northbot October 20, 2025

bleasing

motorboating ass cheeks, with or without cream cheese heated on tin foil over an open flame to a point that the edges have burned a little before cooling.

My couple's therapist has recommended upping the ante of breakfast in bed with bleasing.

by northbot October 20, 2025

Male Bechdel test

1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.

DID THE FAULT IN OUR STARS MANAGE TO PASS THE MALE BECHDEL TEST?

by northbot September 24, 2025