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Candlejob

When a woman determines during foreplay that she does not want to further engage in sexual relations, she goes to give the guy a blow job and instead blows on his penis like a candle. Then gets dressed and leaves.
"Hey did you see Greg? He looked really grumpy this morning."

"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."
by Glimax March 1, 2022
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Candlejack

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo
If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn
by miji March 22, 2007
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Candlewood Middle School

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse
Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know
by Coicanecuyie April 8, 2017
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candlefog

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl
“I followed candlefog” said jake
Not that ig user again” said Christine
by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022
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candlewoodie

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.
is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?
by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011
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Candlefog

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert
"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"
by Your Gfs 27th Bluetooth Device December 28, 2022
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Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.
Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.
by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011
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