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Candlejob 

When a woman determines during foreplay that she does not want to further engage in sexual relations, she goes to give the guy a blow job and instead blows on his penis like a candle. Then gets dressed and leaves.
"Hey did you see Greg? He looked really grumpy this morning."

"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."
Candlejob by Glimax March 1, 2022
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Candlejack 

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo
If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn
Candlejack by miji March 22, 2007

Candlewood Middle School 

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse
Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

candlefog 

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl
“I followed candlefog” said jake
“Not that ig user again” said Christine
candlefog by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022

candlewoodie 

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.
is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?
candlewoodie by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011

Candlefog 

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert
"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"

Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.
Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.
Candleloping by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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