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candlefog 

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl
“I followed candlefog” said jake
“Not that ig user again” said Christine
candlefog by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022
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Candlefog 

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert
"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"

Candlefog 

Memepage that is incapable of becoming famous.
Their only accomplishments are being followed by Bandmanrill and the Axe Instagram account
Also the page has a story viewed by $NOT, a comment liked by Lil Gnar and a message liked by Duwap Kaine
Creator of the movement EBD (EveryBody Dropkicked), inspired by EBK(EveryBody Killer)
Candlefog is forcing me to put a definition for Candlefog in the Urban Dictionary, I'm not paid to do this but I would be dropkicked if I didn't write a definition about the page's accomplishments
Candlefog by 2006 toyota corolla January 3, 2023

Candlewood Middle School 

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse
Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

candlelight vigil 

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything
Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

candlewoodie 

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.
is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?
candlewoodie by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011

Candlelight Dinner 

A dinner, usually intended to be romantic, in which the lighting is limited to candles. Lowering the lighting in this manner helps to make the atmosphere more relaxed, and is reminiscent of simpler times before the electric light was available.
"For their fifteenth wedding anniversary, the Johnsons had a private candlelight dinner."
Candlelight Dinner by Mooshington October 8, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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