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candiosity 

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".
That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!
candiosity by Telephony November 27, 2011

canitting 

The sport of knitting and canoeing for pleasure and competition.
The gals were canitting on a lovely friday afternoon
canitting by ransems August 11, 2015

candotitude 

n. the obvious contraction for "Can do attitude"
That Gregory is a hard worker. He has such a candotitude.
candotitude by Brhinoceros December 1, 2006

cambiotti 

The jizz spread on italion food
Man, she covered her plate with his cambiotti and licked the bitch clean
cambiotti by princess lea February 25, 2009

Conditties

The conditions, usually used when discussing snow sports (skiing, snowboarding)
“How are the conditties today?” “Pow day!”
Conditties by Porsche 992 March 1, 2022

condottieri 

Unhinged, unwashed, feral italians - they hope to break open the pasta bone and drink the rich interior marrow
I need to make a beeline for condottieri castle
condottieri by Siggur August 9, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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