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Candiotti 

A Candiotti is a white man from Chicago who thinks he’s the shit.

He’s right, about 50% of the time.

Watch out if you ever run into him; you’re better just staying out of his way.
Omg! It’s Candiotti! Let’s get out of here!!!
Candiotti by somewhitebish February 12, 2023
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candiosity 

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".
That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!
candiosity by Telephony November 27, 2011

canitting 

The sport of knitting and canoeing for pleasure and competition.
The gals were canitting on a lovely friday afternoon
canitting by ransems August 11, 2015

candotitude 

n. the obvious contraction for "Can do attitude"
That Gregory is a hard worker. He has such a candotitude.
candotitude by Brhinoceros December 1, 2006

cambiotti 

The jizz spread on italion food
Man, she covered her plate with his cambiotti and licked the bitch clean
cambiotti by princess lea February 25, 2009

Conditties

The conditions, usually used when discussing snow sports (skiing, snowboarding)
How are the conditties today?” “Pow day!”
Conditties by Porsche 992 March 1, 2022

condottieri 

Unhinged, unwashed, feral italians - they hope to break open the pasta bone and drink the rich interior marrow
I need to make a beeline for condottieri castle
condottieri by Siggur August 9, 2023
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