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Some say even today, just by inheriting the surname, your body will transform into an ultimate chiseled unit, wielding abs that can crush mountains, a mind too intelligent to sympathize and a chest in which the rest of the human race comfortably shelters underneath its protection.
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The baddest most whip ass guy you know. Nickname for Connor. Usually a hillbilly with strong southern roots, manners, and a true gentleman. When not being a hellion.
Will: coontitties, what're'ya doing?
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!
Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!
Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.
by CeeDubya September 26, 2013
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