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Camelando 

An overrated Portuguese fraud who drinks camel piss in the deserts of saudi and only scores penalties to stay relevant....he ghosts in big games and even his ex vardrid teammates like don't rate him..This finished camel also known as camelando only scores against D grade clubs like al halal,al titty so that his braincell fans also known as pendulians can compare him to the goat called messi..He really likes to do 500 useless stepovers in every game and get carried by his teammates and fights with referee for penalties....He is very famous for winning the Bench d'ors , dive d'ors , If d'ors , cry d'ors and influence d'ors ..His hobby is to score penalties against part time constructors who really play as keeper in saudi pro league
Messi has landed on Saudi Arabai to play friendlies ,u know what that means
Camelando is no longer the greatest player to play in saudi Arabia
Camelando by Penaldo Cry7 August 9, 2023
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Camelnaldo 

A Portugese Ghost who trashes small countries and farms banter clubs. He is also commonly known as Rapenaldo, Pendu and Penaldo due to his status as a world-class penalty merchant and his numerous rape charges. He is known as Camelnaldo for moving to Fraudi Oilrabia bomber's league to chase cash and continue his fradulent behaviours. Also called Saudi a top 5 league, cementing his legacy as a world-class fraud. Also pays 10 million dollars to girls to stop them from saying they had a child with him.
Person 1: Saudi is top 5 leagues in the world
Person 2: Your favourite player is Camelnaldo
Camelnaldo by realistpenduhater August 27, 2023
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Carlando 

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris
A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando
Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022
A word that is used when one cannot spell commando because they are an illiterate idiot.
Dawg I'm totally going camando right now.
It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.
camando by Montanadian March 8, 2008
to free ball it, to wear no underwear
Man, i love to camando, it feels nice
camando by jon martin March 29, 2004
To let your junk roam free with out being restricted by underwear.
Going camando makes for easy access.
camando by Pedrito May 28, 2006
wearing clothes but lacking underwear...

wearing shorts/pants/ect. but not boxers/whitey-tighties/ect.

wearing a miniskirt/jeans/ect. but no panties/thong/ect.
"I'm going cammando" / she didn't have time to or was just plain slutty so she went cammando
Cammando by the_real_Chris November 15, 2006
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