Calxero 

Some nerd who likes Roblox cars and makes youtube videos about it

here comes Calxero

Calxero by waZza noogie March 8, 2021

tego calderon 

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

tego calderon by siescierto May 3, 2004

tego calderon 

one of the best reggaetonsingers

Tego Calderon es uno de los mejores en el mundo del reggaeton

tego calderon by TEGOC January 4, 2004

CalderonFan4Life 

CalderonFan4Life, or James, is a former twitch streamer and current youtuber. He was well known on Twitch for threatening children over the internet and being a bald racist. He often tried to make kids think that he was cool by rapping and playing popular games. He eventually retired from streaming after he got tired of being bullied by internet trolls. James, now 38 years old, spends his days sitting around for hours while waiting for pink diamond codes and looking at pictures of biceps. A NFL Football career was in his future, until a terrible injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school.

Person 1: When is CalderonFan4Life streaming again?
Person 2: Never, he’s too scared. He knows chat runs his stream.
Person 1: Big Facts

CalderonFan4Life by NIDWIW🤟😂 August 1, 2018

Jo Calderone 

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;

Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!

Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"

Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!

Jo Calderone by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011

Calderon 

One who’s born to be great. A person with this name will always be top dog never barks always bites. Makes BIG MOVES.

-Ayo bro there comes a Calderon

Damn you don’t want to mess with him !!

Calderon by Loubands June 6, 2018

calderone 

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries

I wish I was a Calderone

calderone by dixie boy17 November 5, 2013