Calpito 

An attractive teenage boy who plays video games all day and night. His favourite game is Crackajacks. Often otherwise known as a cute nerd.

That guy is such a Calpito!

Calpito by Kreame November 27, 2011

Capitol Hill 

COD Warzone irl

“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”

Capitol Hill by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

storm the United States Capitol 

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

storm the United States Capitol by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Capitol Latters 

When You Climb Up The Political Ladder.

Wow!!! Alynn is using WAY too many capitol latters!

Capitol Latters by totallynottanna March 3, 2021

capito 

Capito is a way of saying "understood?". It's commonly used by teachers.

Student: Miss what's the value of PI?
Teacher: The value of PI is 3.1415926..., capito?

capito by Lavender angel March 30, 2017

Capitol Hill 

1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.

2. Hipster capitol of the Northwest

3. The Brooklyn of the West Coast.

"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"

"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"

"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."

Capitol Hill by ReluctantSeattlite January 8, 2013

Capitol Riots 

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

Capitol Riots by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021