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A person named Pablito who caps often, usually about if/when they will hop on Warzone. Originates from the Old English word “Pinocchio”.
Pablito said he was gonna get on tonight, but he never did. He’s such a Caplito.
Caplito by ItsIvyyy November 20, 2021
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Nickname for guys names Pablo who spend all day on his computer but isnt smart enough to figure out how to open an application or start a game. Even though there is no need, he will spend 45 minutes to an hour fixing his shitty computer and lying about it.

You can count in the fact that when Caplito says “I’m coming guys”, he is either lying or referring to the completion of his session in the restroom where spent 15 minutes looking for the right video and only 15 seconds relieving himself.
Caplito says he’s online but that’s cap so ima start the match without him
Nickname for guys names Pablo who spend all day on his computer but isnt smart enough to figure out how to open an application or start a game. Even though there is no need, he will spend 45 minutes to an hour fixing his shitty computer and lying about it.

You can count in the fact that when Caplito says “I’m coming guys”, he is either lying or referring to the completion of his session in the restroom where spent 15 minutes looking for the right video and only 15 seconds relieving himself.
Caplito says he’s online but that’s cap so ima start the match without him

Capitol Hill 

Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”
Capitol Hill by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

storm the United States Capitol 

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.
This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Capitol Latters 

When You Climb Up The Political Ladder.
Wow!!! Alynn is using WAY too many capitol latters!
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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