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california fireman
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
california fireman by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013
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California cum drop
The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out
California cum drop by BobbyScott June 23, 2016
California Party Room
A garage whose purpose is to throw party's in it.
Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
Man 1: Lets Go Hit The Clubs
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.
California Party Room by Richard Perkins April 4, 2010
Fuck California
Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.
Fuck Califronia Liberals, Fuck California Hypocrites, Fuck California Spoiled Brats, Fuck California Gossip, Fuck California Nosiness, Fuck California Anti-Caucasian Racism, Fuck California Aristocracy, Fuck California Decadence , Fuck California Financial Disaster, Fuck California's Nice Weather
Fuck California by Oyrsoawesm January 1, 2012
Calimolio
The act of placing a Claymore mine behind some one in Modern Warfare 2. Pioneered by a young Mexican fellow who's nickname was Calimolio.
Calimolio by Jalapeno1989 July 7, 2010
California Handstand
A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011
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