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Definitions by kenoshabrick

A commonly used abbreviation for the Richmond Police Department.
RPD is a feral occupying force brutalizing the people of this city.
RPD by kenoshabrick March 19, 2021

Levar Stoney

Some man who calls himself the "mayor" of Richmond, Virginia, but literally no one has ever heard of.

He loves doing war crimes, chloroacetophenone, real estate, gentrification, cocaine, Dominion Energy CEO Thomas Farrell, doing sweeps of homeless encampments, making cardboard cutouts of his face, telling lies, Crown Victorias, and living at Miller and Rhoades Apartments.
I am aware of the video of what *appears* to be a police cruiser attempting to run over a group of protesters. I saw no criminal activity here and I did not see a problem. This quote was leaked, but it is real.

Levar Stoney's Richmond Police Department brutalized Richmonders for 91 consecutive days and faced zero consequences.
Levar Stoney by kenoshabrick March 19, 2021

liberate 

To steal an object, but only when it is justified or relatively harmless.
I am so tired of seeing that hideous street sign. I think we need to liberate it.
liberate by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

concussion kings 

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

storm the United States Capitol 

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.
This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

Damn Daniel 

The white vans used by police departments to make mass arrests. (Originates from the 2016 internet meme, "Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans.")
I saw the Damn Daniels roll up and I knew the night was going to be bad.
Damn Daniel by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
All Mayors Are Bastards. Originates from ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards).
He tear gassed 200 people last night, did a homeless sweep, and is currently tweeting about baseball. I'm not surprised. AMAB.
AMAB by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021