kenoshabrick's definitions

Damn Daniel

The white vans used by police departments to make mass arrests. (Originates from the 2016 internet meme, "Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans.")

I saw the Damn Daniels roll up and I knew the night was going to be bad.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

go on administrative leave

To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.

See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity

A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

AMAB

All Mayors Are Bastards. Originates from ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards).

He tear gassed 200 people last night, did a homeless sweep, and is currently tweeting about baseball. I'm not surprised. AMAB.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.

I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

liberate

To steal an object, but only when it is justified or relatively harmless.

I am so tired of seeing that hideous street sign. I think we need to liberate it.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

the tentacles run deep

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.

I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Tevis

The legendary war criminal and mayor of Portland, Oregon, Ted (Tevis) Wheeler. He loves attacking his citizens with chemical weapons, hates the homeless & the power, and pepper-spraying dairy heirs. He is a truly horrible man renowned on a national scale for his crimes.

Do you think we're gonna forget about you? We're never gonna forget you, Tevis.

Tevis, the only problem we have is that you are an incompetent mayor.

America's renowned war criminals including George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, and, of course, Tevis.

The Pope announced today that Tevis is going to hell and all penance for his sins will be suspended effective immediately.

Tevis loves brutalizing his own people so much that he is now afraid to go in public because he fears their retribution.

We need to completely recall Tevis and never let this happen again.

We saw Tevis walking in to Walmart wearing a large sombrero and sunglasses in disguise so no one would ask him about his war crimes.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021