Mysterywriter14's definitions

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bernardo Silva

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.

“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Cock

James May’s favourite word

“Oh cock!”

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”

Oh bollocks I forgot

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Dormston

School in the West Midlands that is ok but there is better

I go to Dormston school

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020