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A very successful British girlband consisting ofJesy nelson, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock.
There are 4 members of little mix
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by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

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TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim
Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice
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A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard
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Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.
Callum’s got a big cock
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We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940
Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?
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An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.
Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers
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A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.
“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”
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