Definitions by Mysterywriter14

Rodri 

Master of cdmenomics. Loves a thunder bastard and here and there

Rodri only scores bangers

Rodri by Mysterywriter14 November 21, 2021

Ruben Dias 

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias

Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .

Ruben Dias by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

Friday Night Dinner 

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

Friday Night Dinner by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020

Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

Jeremy Clarkson by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

Arsehole

The thing that’s attached to you that you shit out of

I just did a massive shit out of my arsehole

Arsehole by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Nicolas Otamendi 

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.

He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi

Nicolas Otamendi by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Vincent Kompany 

Captain.Leader.Legend. A great Belgian footballer and captain of Manchester City from 2011-2019.

Ohh ohh. Captain marvel. Where do you want your statue Vincent Kompany? Where others failed he nailed. A thunderbolt strike from Vincent Kompany

Vincent Kompany by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020