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Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias
Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .
by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021
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Cock

Oh cock!”
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Bernardo Silva

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.
Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”
Oh bollocks I forgot
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.
Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry
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Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.
Callum’s got a big cock
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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