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The kind of pimp slap that results when you strike someone with your carpal, yeah, like if the bottom of your palm (just above the wrist) hits a subordinate's head
Damn, that Rangiku-san can pull off a real carpal (like in Bleach episode 115, you'll see what I mean)
carpal by Sean Skyhawk May 15, 2008
Begone Carpal!
Carpal by Dope Gaming February 21, 2019

Carpal Cellular Syndrome 

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

Carpal Funnel Syndrome 

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.
Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
Carpal Funnel Syndrome by siv73 October 26, 2010

Carpal Tunnel Vision 

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.
"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."
Carpal Tunnel Vision by myykuul January 7, 2010

Carpal Tunnel 

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
Carpal Tunnel by cx13 September 23, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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