a suburb on the outskirts of corpus christi, known for their badass football team, but none of their other sports, has gone to the playoffs for football for 33 consecutive years, and went to state in 2016. full of rich kids who try and act like their from the projects. and cowboys who spit their dip in the hallways at school. it’s also full of hoes who have been sending buses since 7th grade and have sucked at least one dick before freshman year.
by bitchh calallen November 19, 2017
filled with fuckboys and white cheerleaders who want to be african americans. just a bunch of kids who like to vape and smoke the devils grass. the popular kids are popular cause there parents are rich suburban ass people. all the girls will suck a dick before freshman year.
example #1: the calallen cheerleaders wish they were african american
example #2: all the calallen kids are hoes
example #2: all the calallen kids are hoes
by holychild777 November 30, 2018
filled with white girls who want to be black making up chats “SHABOYA ROLL CALL” and drink nothing but starbucks. the boys are fuckboys that think they’re the shit “skate or die broo”
by callalen sucks December 10, 2018
Filled with complete and total retards who are dumb as fuckkkk. This town is named after a gay faggot "calvin joesph allen" oh well he is already dead lmfao. Their schools are as ghetto as a fucking homeless shelter. Also theres a big ass homeless population and crackheads everywhere.Theres potholes in roads every fucking where and they choose to fucking build more schools.
by Calallen_Hater_289164 October 12, 2019
School for all types of hoes. Most of the actually hot guys have dated all of your friends. Fat bitch named danwhale goes there also. Jacob Molina is the hoe of the school. The highschool is full of potheads. Calallen isn’t as high class as people think
by Truth_._._tea November 6, 2018
by TulosoBoyo July 18, 2019
Calallen, a place where we all die. Even Peppa says, "I HATE CALALLEN." Well agreed some people are vsco girls and i cringe Calallen is a depressing place the teachers seem like they are "happy" but there just depressed. And you could die they won't save you if your in a building with FIRE. :/
by Calallen_Hater_289164 October 13, 2019