Calodonia

the incorrect spelling of caledonia!

Freind (text):Calodonia is a piece of shit city
Me(text):you mean Caledonia?
Freind(text):fuck you

Calodonia by Epic Games User:Tyguy88873912 February 22, 2021

Caledonia

A girl who is so beautiful and cool. She's kind and gentle, but also strong and determined. She's generous and calm, but also can definitely have a shit ton of fun. You definitely want to party with her.

Jeff: "Omg watch out here comes Caledonia, she's so fucking sexy!”
Dave: " Ya I know she was at Kayley's party. She's so fun!"

Caledonia by jumbowumbo September 14, 2019

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

Caledonian Sleeper by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Caledonia

tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.

have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.

Caledonia by _c_oo_l_ January 7, 2018

me transmitte sursum, Caledoni! 

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

me transmitte sursum, Caledoni! by pentozali September 26, 2010

calzonian 

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.

"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."

calzonian by 65389R45V January 30, 2016

caledonia

the name of scotland before it was scotland.

during the roman invasion of brittania a wall was built by the emperor hadrian to represent the northernmost point of the empire. it still stands to this day near the modern border of england and scotland. beyond the wall - caledonia. it comes from 'caledonii' which was the name the romans gave to the tribe of 'wild men' they encountered numerous times over nearly four centuries that occupied the lands north of the wall. no one knows what this means or why the name was applied to the people. they have been written in history by the romans as ...."red haired and tall with large limbs". they had a passion for battle, went naked into combat and painted themselves blue with intricate designs. warlike and fearless the caledonii, believed to be of celtic origin...earned a reputation with the roman empire. to such an extent that a great wall was built...seperating the roman province of brittania from the kingdom of caledonia. the capital of caledonia was on the banks of the river ness, inverness. the word survives in the form of the caledonian canal and inverness caledonian thistle football club....but the word is used all over scotland for many things.

caledonia by man eilean dubh September 12, 2006