1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

Alan Colmes by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

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Calesta

She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.

Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
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Bitch, she's MY best friend!

Calesta by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009

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Sex Pistol Calmasq

A thing invented by the famous blockgame player Calmasq.

I will hit you with my sex pistol calmasq

Sex Pistol Calmasq by Fucki Yu May 25, 2020

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the dirty Colmes eye

o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!!

you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!

the dirty Colmes eye by hA hA hA September 10, 2004

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