Caliub

The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know

"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"

by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

Calibrations

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

Calubated?

"Calubated?" - Greek word (δΕεΖζΗηΘθ)- means when something is in the state of imrepairness and broken
Or when someone or something is beyond the state of repairing or broken

*You and your friends are playing Rocket league*
Yahiya - *THROWS*
Safwan - Your such a honkey-dory,

Mystick - "WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"
Yahiya - "Calubated?"

by caramell0 January 19, 2021

calibrate

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

Calib

A person who cares about other people but doesn’t understand certain things you say. He could be someone who makes you feel like your perfect or someone who makes you feel like you’re very imperfect. He loves to protect the ones he loves and just ignore the ones he doesn’t. It’s either he loves you or he doesn’t there’s no in between. Sometimes he will believe the ones who he’s known the longest but other times it’s the one he knows who’s telling the truth. Sometimes he will walk with you through thick or thin or he will just leave you behind. Sometimes he will understand you but other times It’s like you won’t be talking to anyone. Sometimes he’s caring other times he can be a bit rude. He might not walk with you or go places with you but he’s sometimes there. When you’re feeling left out he will sometimes include you in or exclude you. Don’t try to tell you feelings to him or he won’t understand it but some do understand it. Don’t expect him to tell you he loves you all the time because that’s not always the case. You have to be patient with him or else your friendship/relationship will go downhill really quick. He won’t kiss you unless he really really really really wants to. If you try to kiss him too early then he will turn the kiss down and not talk to you for a while. He’s a lot of work and you have to help him be a good person. Overall Calib’s are pretty cool.

Female: I heard that Calib is ALOT of work how do you do it?

Other female: It takes a whole lot of patience.

by Very special person February 26, 2019

CALIBARRIO

21st century term used to describe California because of the mass invasion by Mexican illegals.

California was the place to be back in the day, now its full of trash, stolen shopping carts, strollers, and taquerias. It's time to get out of Calibarrio and move to Airzona.

by redwhiteandblue22 May 7, 2010

Caliborn

Caliborn, from the webcomic Homestuck (also known by his chathandle undyingUmbrage), is a male cherub with cherry red blood from a dead session of the game who shares a body with Calliope. He was confirmed to be the young Lord English. His sign is ophiuchus(⛎).

In other words, Caliborn is a twat.

by peanutbuttereggwaffle November 11, 2019