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Caligerate 

Means whatever you want it to mean; as in substitute ANY word/phrase with “caligerate” and use the necessary verb tense as it applies.

**Originally developed by an individual at the time located in Tampa named Twist(real name unknown).**
I was late because I caligerated.

There seems to be a whole lot of caligeration going on here.

The room was full of caligerates during the speech.

We need to stop arguing and start caligerating more.
Caligerate by djjuise March 20, 2020
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Carigerator 

When seasons change and you can leave food and beverage items in your car without fear of said item going bad.
Brad - Dude, that's a frosty brew! Where's the cooler so I can get me another?

Kenny - No need for a cooler, I just keep them in the trunk of my Carigerator.
Carigerator by Chimmi chamba November 1, 2013
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009

calibrate 

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble
President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.
calibrate by MalibuGA July 27, 2009
To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.

First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"

Author John Iovine pub. 2013

Alternative spelling:
clitorate
He's cliterate.
cliterate by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013

calibrated

Means to get high. Used mostly with the word 'get' in front of it.
'Let's get calibrated'
'I want to go get calibrated'
'I was so damn calibrated the other day...'
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