California Condom 

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

California Condom by global_shipper December 22, 2018

California Condor Nest 

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

California Condor Nest by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

California Condor 

When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.

Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!

California Condor by Aybabtu October 30, 2013

California Condor 

when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is horny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her vagina with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her asshole

WOW! Adam that California Condor last night was amazing!

California Condor by Earnie Eggers, Cody Spillz, Zachariah Spillers August 23, 2007

California Condor 

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

California Condor by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

California condo 

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes

Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.

California condo by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021