Definitions by Balls2Wall

independently broke 

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

independently broke by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.

What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.

scumscraper by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.

Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .

scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 18, 2024

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.

What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?

scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 16, 2024

scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?

scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 9, 2024

Happy Birthday Bob 

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

Happy Birthday Bob by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

butter delivery device 

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

butter delivery device by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023