butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 12, 2024

scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?

by Balls2Wall January 10, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.

Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .

by Balls2Wall January 19, 2024

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.

What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?

by Balls2Wall January 17, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.

What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.

by Balls2Wall February 07, 2024

Debroculate

To completely, utterly, totally and with no hope for recovery, defeat another in a physical contest, generally a fight.

Come on, you wanna do it that way, I WILL debroculate your ass.

by Balls2Wall August 02, 2021