Balls2Wall's definitions

independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

Udo

A diminutive, camouflage-clad, mirrored-sunglasses-wearing, screeching and screaming, grunting and growling, moaning and groaning, militant homosexual lead singer of a German heavy metal band who looks kind of like a pig.

Hey, let’s hear an Udo version of The Star Spangled Banner, that’ll really go over with the NFL crowd.

by Balls2Wall October 4, 2020

Debroculate

To completely, utterly, totally and with no hope for recovery, defeat another in a physical contest, generally a fight.

Come on, you wanna do it that way, I WILL debroculate your ass.

by Balls2Wall August 2, 2021

butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.

What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.

Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .

by Balls2Wall January 18, 2024