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Calculus 2

Calculus decided that it got tired of being scrawny, so it started injecting steroids and hitting the gym... then, it became Calculus 2.

Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.

Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
Person #1: What is Calculus 2?
Person #2: Shit... It's Calculus on steroids.
by EntrepetunousYes May 16, 2020
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Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)
When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.
by CalcS.d March 19, 2011
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Tensor Calculus

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.
by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006
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calculusly

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda
She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.
by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018
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Calculus

legalized torture
The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus.

Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.
by nousernameidea October 3, 2013
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Calculust

He spent all night doing integrals and he derived great pleasure from doing so. He must have calculust!
by estarfania April 23, 2011
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Pre-Calculus

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.
"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"
by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018
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