"I cant believe I got pregnant after that one-night stand with Spencer! Fortunately, he agreed to a collabortion so I don't have to pay for it all by myself."

collabortion by SkipMcCoy November 28, 2012

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

Carbortion by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

celebortion

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

celebortion by Kawlinz May 20, 2007

Celabortion

A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.

Chrystal was so happy that she got $500 for her Celabortion. Now she can get lit and get laid.

Celabortion by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017

Collabortion

Compound word consisting of abortion and collaboration.

When a group of two or more use some form of collaboration medium in an inappropriate manner, resulting in wasted time. Also applies to the extensive or misguided use of the wrong medium for collaborative purposes.

"Occupy's use of Facebook is more collaborition, than effective communication."

"Tim has turned this meeting into a collabortion."

"This new virtual office system is a collabortion"

Collabortion by Observing_Fractional_Peace December 18, 2012

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026