Calabortion

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.

Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.

by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011

Carbortion

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.

Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion

by MethJew November 30, 2011

collabortion

A mutual decision to share expenses for an abortion in the case of an unwanted pregnancy.

"I cant believe I got pregnant after that one-night stand with Spencer! Fortunately, he agreed to a collabortion so I don't have to pay for it all by myself."

by SkipMcCoy November 28, 2012

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

celebortion

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

by Kawlinz May 20, 2007

Celabortion

A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.

Chrystal was so happy that she got $500 for her Celabortion. Now she can get lit and get laid.

by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017

Collabortion

Compound word consisting of abortion and collaboration.

When a group of two or more use some form of collaboration medium in an inappropriate manner, resulting in wasted time. Also applies to the extensive or misguided use of the wrong medium for collaborative purposes.

"Occupy's use of Facebook is more collaborition, than effective communication."

"Tim has turned this meeting into a collabortion."

"This new virtual office system is a collabortion"

by Observing_Fractional_Peace December 18, 2012