celebortion
A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.
celebortion by Kawlinz May 20, 2007
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Celebortion
When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.
Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"
Celebortion by Syrup_Sucker November 14, 2015
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Celebration Cup
In beer pong, a cup which each team fills 3/4 of the way up, and then proceeds to place anywhere in their own rack. The opponents turn around when the cup is being placed so that they do not know which cup to shoot at. When during the game either team proceeds to hit their opponents' celebration cup, the team whose cup it is gets to celebrate because, as a result, they get to drink extra! A loud celebration ensues, with all four players taking part--two of them because they hit a cup, and two because they get to enjoy more delicious Natty Light. It is also common courtesy to thank the opposing team for hitting your celebration cup.
Celebration Cup by BTfuckinR March 5, 2011
Celebration Parallax
The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.
When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.
Celebration Parallax by sensei10 January 31, 2023
celebration
a party or a gathering of any people for reasons that are usually happy where the poeple interact and generally have a good time. a celebration can be for a birthday, holiday, promotion. celebrations can also be for no reason other then to see friends.
Person one: hey i am haveing a pool party wanna come?
person two: whats it for?
person one: no reason, i used wanted to have a summer celebration with my friends!
person two: awesome be there!
person two: whats it for?
person one: no reason, i used wanted to have a summer celebration with my friends!
person two: awesome be there!
celebration by ZarahMarieS April 23, 2008
Excessive Celebration
Celebrating beyond to the point of "unsportsman-like" conduct.
Introduced by the NFL, and is considered a bullshit penalty by all Football fans.
Introduced by the NFL, and is considered a bullshit penalty by all Football fans.
Ref: After the interception, excessive celebration, number 93 on the intercepting team. 15-yard penalty will be assessed at the turnover spot.
Crowd: Boo! Booooooo!
Crowd: Boo! Booooooo!
Excessive Celebration by Bill-Bo-Bob-Jim-Joe December 23, 2011
F1 Celebration
An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.
This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.
This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.
Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.
F1 Celebration by bLAKjakSaiLORjerry February 9, 2009