Celabortion

A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.

Chrystal was so happy that she got $500 for her Celabortion. Now she can get lit and get laid.

Celabortion by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017

Celebrotion

Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.

Also: Celebrote, Celebroting

Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!

Celebrotion by VinnyM November 21, 2010

Calabortion 

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.

Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.

Calabortion by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011

collabortion 

A mutual decision to share expenses for an abortion in the case of an unwanted pregnancy.

"I cant believe I got pregnant after that one-night stand with Spencer! Fortunately, he agreed to a collabortion so I don't have to pay for it all by myself."

collabortion by SkipMcCoy November 28, 2012

Celebrotion

The act of human males congregating in pairs or groups, no woman allowed! This event should have some some pre-meet excitement as to justify it greatness. This can be a defined event such as a stag party, or to watch a "B" movie, knowing full well that the lady"s would never in a million years torture themselves with a night of Bruce Campbell. All Sports nights are full-on Celebrotion's.

... ring ring... Hey broskey!! Whats shaking I haven't seen you in forever, you busy Friday? ....No mate I totally free.... Sweet! I got the new Zombie Chefs Raw Food Challenge, season 6 and an 80' L.E.D. T.V in the Man Cave Its gonna be a Celebrotion!

Celebrotion by Celebrotion November 17, 2011

celebortion 

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

celebortion by Kawlinz May 20, 2007

Celebortion 

When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.

Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"

Celebortion by Syrup_Sucker November 14, 2015