Celabortion
A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.
Celabortion by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017
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Celebrotion
Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.
Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
Celebrotion by VinnyM November 21, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2024
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Calabortion
The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.
Calabortion by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011
collabortion
"I cant believe I got pregnant after that one-night stand with Spencer! Fortunately, he agreed to a collabortion so I don't have to pay for it all by myself."
collabortion by SkipMcCoy November 28, 2012
Celebrotion
The act of human males congregating in pairs or groups, no woman allowed! This event should have some some pre-meet excitement as to justify it greatness. This can be a defined event such as a stag party, or to watch a "B" movie, knowing full well that the lady"s would never in a million years torture themselves with a night of Bruce Campbell. All Sports nights are full-on Celebrotion's.
... ring ring... Hey broskey!! Whats shaking I haven't seen you in forever, you busy Friday? ....No mate I totally free.... Sweet! I got the new Zombie Chefs Raw Food Challenge, season 6 and an 80' L.E.D. T.V in the Man Cave Its gonna be a Celebrotion!
Celebrotion by Celebrotion November 17, 2011
celebortion
A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.
celebortion by Kawlinz May 20, 2007
Celebortion
When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.
Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"
Celebortion by Syrup_Sucker November 14, 2015
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026