Cakkle 

To fuck in the ass slowly.

I'm about to cakkle you if you don't shut up.

Cakkle by Stebel December 1, 2009

Cacklefester 

A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.

They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.

Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.

Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.

Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!

Cacklefester by CannabisKings April 3, 2020

Cakeless 

In the popular video game Minecraft, food (such as cake) can heal your character.

Going "cakeless" is the act of ignoring the cake, and any potential health that it can give you, so you can be a badass instead.

The act of going "cakeless" was developed and popularized by Ray (Brownman) from Achievement Hunter, a popular YouTube Channel.

Person 1: Hey! Why didn't you eat that cake, you would have gained extra health!!

Person 2: Nah, I'm going cakeless

Cakeless by Azniac September 25, 2012

WoW Cankles 

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011

Camera Cackle 

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.

The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!

Camera Cackle by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2021

Cankles 

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003

Canklet

A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.

Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?

Canklet by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018