Cacklejack 

1. One who masturbates in public

2. One who gives obvious signals of masturbation in public.

1. Bry: Dude, that one guy on the plane... did you see him? His hand was all over the inside of his jeans and then he just... sprinted to the bathroom...
Reek: Yeah, he was a real cacklejack, alright.

2. Reek: I can't believe he left a used condom at our door. What kinda retaliation for a joke is that?
Birr: None at all. He's just a dumb cacklejack.

Cacklejack by BananaCity October 17, 2008

Cacklejack 

Someone who laughs easily - probably too easily. Often motivated by an obsequious desire to please, or associated with social climbing.

Don't mind Brant making a fool of himself, everyone knows he's always been a bit of a Cacklejack.

Cacklejack by JacksonFalco February 5, 2025

Candlejack 

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo

If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn

Candlejack by miji March 22, 2007

Cracklesack 

A name for a person being, goofy, silly, crazy or spontaneous. May also apply if a day is going badly or a class was not very fun. May be used as a noun, a verb or an adjective.

"You cracklesack."

"This is such a cracklesack day"

"I am taking a total cracklesack class."

Cracklesack by K$T February 3, 2010

Candlejack 

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

Candlejack by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

Candlejack 

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

Candlejack by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010

Candlejack 

A retarded forced meme. I mean, who seriously thinks this is fu

OMG, GUIS I HEARD IF U SAY CANDLEJACK YOU GET KIDNA

Candlejack by Analith, destroyer of assholes July 19, 2012