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Cakestered

This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.
I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.
Cakestered by Witt227 March 8, 2013
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junie cakes 

This word is used in prison for the word ass.
Hey can I have some of your junie cakes
junie cakes by Jasaphene February 5, 2017

powdered my cakes 

When a guy cums on your ass
Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 

The crazy cartoon Strong Bad made up in email #72. All of the episodes are about a blue cowcopter trying to get a worm out of the ground. And then Eh, Steve! comes out and delivers his catch phrase ("Eh, Steve!") and is chased away or yelled at by a black and white talking wheelchair. (who is voiced by Bubs.) Strong Bad himself is also in it. But his head is an old electronic keyboard that plays random demos.
Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself. You know like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes by SCharon August 19, 2004

Squib Cakes 

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.
Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.
Squib Cakes by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

Oreo Cakes 

This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A black girl that acts white and is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.
See you when I get home oreo cakes (hangs up phone)

Why you call your girl oreo cakes bruh?

Cause she black but she act hella white and she got ... you guessed it ... cakes
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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