Squib

A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic

Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter

by HPFanatic1234 March 01, 2012

Squib

A squib is a term from the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.

- Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
- Mrs. Figg in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is a squib.

by Harry Potter Lover January 18, 2007

Squib

An AFL player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fortitude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron

Brett Thornton is the definition of a squib

by UHSVU August 29, 2009

Squib

A short, witty, satirical comment in speech or writing.

He enjoyed sending squibs to the local newspaper.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Squib

A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.

I'm proud to be a squib.

by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 05, 2013

Squib

The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.

Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?

by Butcher1977 February 06, 2010

Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview

"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."

by theresareasonwhyshescalledruff May 17, 2008