squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

by E. Pak March 13, 2010

Squib

A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic

Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter

by HPFanatic1234 June 13, 2012

Squib

A squib is a term from the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.

- Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
- Mrs. Figg in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is a squib.

by Harry Potter Lover February 7, 2007

Squib

An AFL player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fortitude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron

Brett Thornton is the definition of a squib

by UHSVU August 29, 2009

squib

(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.

1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.

by Pox Voldius January 1, 2005

squib

People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.

Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.

by t0mbr0chill March 20, 2008

squib

A dud.(used as a derogatory comment)

Guy 1: He looks like a Squib.
Guy 2: Ooo burn on the Squib.

by XeroExp January 18, 2005