Cakeist

When one only likes white cake, only makes white cake and only eats white cake.

A) Person 1: "Hey girl, I brought some cake over."
Person 2: " Oh hell no! Get that chocolate cake outta my house. You know I only like white cake!"
Person 1: "You're such a cakeist."

B) "Dude, put that chocolate cake in the back of the fridge. I don't like that shit. I'm a total cakeist."

by NutsInMyMOUTH August 8, 2016

Cakeist

To choose one cake over the orhers

Corey is totally cakeist

by Mako cash April 30, 2015

Cakestered

This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.

I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.

by Witt227 March 8, 2013

Rapist Capeist

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.

Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Cakeism

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

reverse cakester

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

cakesterbation

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

by The Don2 October 2, 2007