Cakeism 

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

Cokeism

An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.

A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.

Cokeism by epedigree November 21, 2014

Cakesism

The Art of Cakesism is not merely a theory. It is a way of life. To be cakesist, you must feel cakesist. It derives back to the days of Calzones and Mahonies. The brain of a mahoney, and the mass consumption of calzones sparked the ignition of the era of cakesism.
But theres more to it. Cakesism is a system of beliefs, morales, and virtues which have transcended and altered the 21st century as we know it. Cakesism paved the way for future concepts and theories, and will be forever remember with such other great theories such as; Jingoism, Marxism, Buhdism, Fascism, and of course Communism.

"Hello good Sir, do you like my new $68.96 Diesel Hat?"

"I Do not, now go and swallow a knife.... good day sir!"

Notice how the user of Cakesism prevails.

Cakesism by M Will July 20, 2008

Cakism 

Term used to describe the random sentences of wisdom that came from ancient Graeco-Roman philosophers. Cakisms are used to explain events such as the creation of mankind, how to obtain world peace, and why stupid people exist.

"It is what it is."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "Wow, that was a really deep Cakism."

Cakism by TSSB March 8, 2009

cakensmoosher 

cooking utensil invented in sweden in order to get rid of the unwanted caken.

swedish chef's weapon of choice.

"få cakensmoosher, du fitta!"

cakensmoosher by SwedishFitta February 27, 2019

cakeish 

Something that taste like cake

This bread taste really cakeish

cakeish by Etorre September 5, 2020

cakeisnice 

When a loser says something irrelevant with the intention of either braking into a conversation they have no place in or gaining popularity with acquaintances. YES! cakeisnice is a simple response

Steve: *talking about cool stuff to his mates and girlfriend*

Loser: "yeah i like cool stuff too, i like girls too and cars yes i do"
....followed by silence......

Steve: YES Loser! cakeisnice

cakeisnice by napa2046 November 12, 2004