cakeish 

Something that taste like cake

This bread taste really cakeish

cakeish by Etorre September 5, 2020

Cakeism 

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

Cakenshmoosher 

A baseball bat shaped cake smashing device for use in the event that a cake achieves sentience and begins insulting you in mock-Japanese.

Person: *Cuts cake*

Cake: 痛いあなたはばかをクソ何をしている!!

Person: OH GOD!! *Grabs Cakenshmoosher* HI-YA! *SMASH*

Cakenshmoosher by Footfungus July 29, 2010

cakeisnice 

When a loser says something irrelevant with the intention of either braking into a conversation they have no place in or gaining popularity with acquaintances. YES! cakeisnice is a simple response

Steve: *talking about cool stuff to his mates and girlfriend*

Loser: "yeah i like cool stuff too, i like girls too and cars yes i do"
....followed by silence......

Steve: YES Loser! cakeisnice

cakeisnice by napa2046 November 12, 2004

Cakeshot 

Term to be used in the future to describe an actual "leak" of gameplay footage within the video game industry. This is due to idiot gaming bloggers misusing the word "leak" to refer to any legitimately released footage by developers because it draws hits to their website because when people see the word "leak" they think "OMFG SECRETS!"

"Well thanks for overusing the word "leak" dickheads, now we have to use something else to describe an actual leak, so we're going with the word "cakeshot".

"EXCLUSIVE: Joystiq has a confirmed gameplay cakeshot of MGS5 footage!!11"

Cakeshot by Facepuncher_Reddit June 1, 2009

Caneisha 

A pretty,mature,smart,independent girl that can handle her own, don’t need no one and don’t need any hand outs. She is the best to be around if your feeling down.

Hey did you talk to caneisha today?

Caneisha by Dareallest November 21, 2021

caneisha 

The finest bitch in Saint Louis

Caneisha fine ass

caneisha by GETMONEY247 November 23, 2021