Cakism 

Term used to describe the random sentences of wisdom that came from ancient Graeco-Roman philosophers. Cakisms are used to explain events such as the creation of mankind, how to obtain world peace, and why stupid people exist.

"It is what it is."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "Wow, that was a really deep Cakism."

Cakism by TSSB March 8, 2009

Cakeism 

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

Catism 

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Carisma 

Carisma is a really sweet girl. She always has a smile on her face & loves to laugh. She is a samoan 🤙& she is proud. She is really pretty & has the best dimples ever. She is very smart & responsible. She is caring, amazing, reble, interesting, smart, magnificent, & awesome. She has a great personality & I love her (no homo)

Carisma is my cousin

Carisma by Yogi.bear November 17, 2018

Catism 

The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.

Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!

Catism by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013

cagism 

Cagism is fascinating religion that is centered around the idea of whether a particular individual, Calen Clapp or Casualwarrior43, is or is not a god. The central belief of this religion is that this person possesses a unique divine power, and followers of Cagism engage in specific rituals, traditions, and practices that are focused on this idea. The traditions and practices associated with this religion. Is gorting, gatting, and blicking.
Gorting and gatting could refer to a wide range of practices, depending on the specific beliefs and traditions of Cagism. Without further context, it is difficult to determine the precise nature of these practices. However, they could be seen as forms of worship or meditation, intended to help followers connect with the divine power of Calen Clapp or Casualwarrior43.
Blicking, on the other hand, is described as a specific tradition that involves finding the holy spirit of a person named Jick and casting him into a room of gats. Jick emerges from the room with the secrets of society. This tradition could be interpreted in a number of ways, depending on the beliefs and practices of Cagism. For example, it could be seen as a ritualistic form of divination, intended to reveal hidden truths about the world and susciety

One of the key features of Cagism is the sacred text. This text, known as "He said let there be gats and gorts existed," is believed to contain the fundamental truths of Cagism and to provide guidance and inspiration

Cagism is the best religion

cagism by Gatcat March 21, 2023

Carisma 

Carisma is a funny and helpful person
that helps you no matter what even if you

don't ask for it. You can always count on her to keep a secret.

A Carisma will be your best friend until the end of time.

If you've met a Carisma you're so lucky.

Carisma by Abigail Grant June 11, 2018